http://thecelebsnitch.com are they really a celebrity? Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:00:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en We caught Leigh Lezark of misshapes smiling! Who would have thought. And in other news, New Era is coming out with new fashion inspired hats. The first one will be a limited release by artist KAWS, limited to only one.  Hopefully Shepard Fairey will be the next artist, I can ... http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/leigh-lezark-can-smile/ Larry Clark has been seen around town, probably getting underage girls to "star" in his home movies. But everyone knows that he is just teaching all the hipsters how to really get the youngens. Cobrasnake and Frankie Chan have been seen following him around to all the 18 and over ... http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/taking-lessons-from-larry-clark/ Where is midget DJ? Hint: His head is smaller than that guys hand minus the thumb up. He's with a girl twice his size and even more grumpy. If you hang out and look grumpy you can be cool too. That's why Mr. Thumbs Up took them ... http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/why-we-can-never-find-frankie-chan/ There's that asshole doorman from Danceright.  He got a crazy 90s makeover from Aoki.  We hear he'll do anything to get in a picture with famous people.  Wouldn't you!?*!*!!  "No” is the correct answer. http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/weston-deboer-asshole-doorman/ Thank god this didn't happen to us, But rumors are that Cory Kennedy has gotten herself kicked out of all of Fashion Week in NY. There are rumors abound as to why this happened, but our trustfull tipsters have told us that it was because she is not the celebrity ... http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/cory-kennedy-kicked-out-of-new-york-fashion-week/ Ok mister, we don't know you, but we like you.  You have just enough flare, not too much.  Your style is whatever struck you that day - not in style, not 80s or 90s, or trying so hard for what is next.  You aren't over photographed.  Your DJ skills put ... http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/everybody-likes-peanut-butter-asian-sandwiches/ I’ve said it before, but I have to say it again…I really don't know what else you could do that would say "pay attention to me" more than this, but "don't really look at me" because I'm so ugly I’m hiding it with the 80s and 90s and just doing ... http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/what-do-60-year-old-rockers-cobraskank-have-in-common/ We hear these two work together.  She's been slowly destroying his credibility at work by making him jump at her every whim, even if the whims are worthwhile.  It's her plan for man and world domination.  Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next credible Democratic presidential nominee.  And yes, she is ... http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/democratic-presidential-nominee-part-ii/ What happened to you? Did you go shopping at hipster 'r' us?  Sweetie, you don't look bossy anymore.  You look like a hipster in gay boy wonderland.  We are disappointed in you. http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/im-bossy-when-im-not-a-hipster-with-gay-buoys/ No, sweetie, it's not you.  It's the indie drunk 90s long hair who won't stop believing he's a promoter (read party animal) and DJ too famous.  You are so hired.  Remember to embrace your non-celeb status and breathe the real air. http://thecelebsnitch.com/2008/09/aoki-some-more/