are they really a celebrity?
Where is midget DJ? Hint: His head is smaller than that guys hand minus the thumb up. He’s with a girl twice his size and even more grumpy. If you hang out and look grumpy you can be cool too. That’s why Mr. Thumbs Up took them home to get some grumpy lessons. Did you know Midget DJ’s real name? Fredrick Fontana, but I bet he changed it because it sounds like instant pron.
We hear these two work together. She’s been slowly destroying his credibility at work by making him jump at her every whim, even if the whims are worthwhile. It’s her plan for man and world domination. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next credible Democratic presidential nominee. And yes, she is a Muslim extremist. Note how she’s already cleverly pulling in the young urban Latino vote in such a coy way.
This little someone pictured with our subject of conversation (DJ Pubeless) told me a “you didn’t hear it from me, but” just yesterday. I’m sorry, you might have just been using me to get on this site ’cause we are getting way too many hits - it’s kind of scary and makes us hot. So anyway, you told us that a certain terrible DJ is a complete control freak who can’t stop talking about other men pubic hair. Yes, it’s DJ Pubes. He trims his pubic hair obsessively, even though he pays no attention to any other sort of grooming. Super yuck. I don’t even want to imagine him standing there naked with no pubes and hair everywhere else, like a naked cousin It. I’m sorry for thinking this aloud.
What happens when you take the boy out of South Carolina, but you can’t take South Carolina out of the boy? Ask the real doll he’s with. She’s a martini and bonbons type of woman if you know what I mean.
So I was in the front of the line at one of her shows. Yes, the VIP line but not because I’m somebody, but because I have to snitch on these people who think they are celebs. She came up to the guy checking the list and ripped into him about how this was her show and he didn’t let her friend in because she wasn’t on the list. Um. You fucking idiot! She wasn’t on the list, and everyone who’s got some game to sling says they know you. How was he supposed to know? Really? Are you really so stupid? Maybe it should be celeb stupid in 15 minutes or less.
Ladies he’s taken again, but we shall see how long, since he is such a sick dwinger. We saw him lunching with an ex. Hmm, looks like she might be finding him a wee bit boring. Isn’t it all about sexual compatibility anyway, not about how you look at an art bore show? Remember, ladies, when you throw yourself at him be sure to only call him MFG. And he has a thing for blondes - I guess it is the Italian salami.
This is serious folks. You didn’t hear it from me, but this man stalked my friend on myspace. He would check her page about once an hour. Ok, so I’m seriously embarrassed that I have a friend who checks who stalks her on myspace on a daily basis, and won’t reveal what software allows her to do it for fear that she will be caught stalking herself or they will block the software. Um, she’s an ex-addict so I guess this is a better hobby? Oh yeah, and he’s a super sweet stalker. We like him. It’s ok, he’s a stalker even when he has a girlfriend. Nice makes up for everything.
This is what happens when stuffed animals vomit on you because you were once enamored with club kids so you snuggled up with a old hipster designer who only knows neon and met this awesome child-lover cobraskank who said Mickey Mouse is “in”. Or maybe this is just an old Jerry’s kids telethon clip. So meanie me!