are they really a celebrity?
We caught Leigh Lezark of misshapes smiling! Who would have thought. And in other news, New Era is coming out with new fashion inspired hats. The first one will be a limited release by artist KAWS, limited to only one. Hopefully Shepard Fairey will be the next artist, I can totally see an Obey Giant New Era hat just like that, See after the cut for pictures.
There’s that asshole doorman from Danceright. He got a crazy 90s makeover from Aoki. We hear he’ll do anything to get in a picture with famous people. Wouldn’t you!?*!*!! “No” is the correct answer.
What happened to you? Did you go shopping at hipster ‘r’ us? Sweetie, you don’t look bossy anymore. You look like a hipster in gay boy wonderland. We are disappointed in you.
No, sweetie, it’s not you. It’s the indie drunk 90s long hair who won’t stop believing he’s a promoter (read party animal) and DJ too famous. You are so hired. Remember to embrace your non-celeb status and breathe the real air.
No, really, we want to see your sunburned nipples. There aren’t enough pictures of you out there. Do not worship false idols no matter how much they tell you they should be worshiped. When they start droppin’ names, they are lame. Don’t believe the hype. Don’t worry, be happy. And don’t get caught in the tunes vortex like me.