Larry Clark has been seen around town, probably getting underage girls to “star” in his home movies. But everyone knows that he is just teaching all the hipsters how to really get the youngens. Cobrasnake and Frankie Chan have been seen following him around to all the 18 and over clubs around town. Cobrasnake even took him to a 16 year olds birthday party photoshoot. The parents were infuriated and promptly kicked cobrasnake and larry out of the house. Cobrasnake kept the money that was given to him to do the party. And Larry left with a present of his own, I know who is starring in his next movie.
Thank god this didn’t happen to us, But rumors are that Cory Kennedy has gotten herself kicked out of all of Fashion Week in NY. There are rumors abound as to why this happened, but our trustfull tipsters have told us that it was because she is not the celebrity that she promised everyone that she is. And she was quickly dropped by her agency and “loyal” friends. It has even been said that Cobrasnake has even found a new muse to replace her, more on that later.
So have you ever watched one of those 90210 reruns to realize just how low quality TV they were? Come on, my Lovelies. We have The Wire, Dexter, Madmen, etc. Do you really need to vegetate in front of a TV spewing 90210? I take it back – I haven’t seen it yet, and Pony Boy of The Wire is in it. I do know Nylon Magazine trying to be hip and young, but just needing to take a shower. Just how desperate are people to be celebs? Our lives are so much more interesting.
Please tell the Devil it’s time for Pauly to go to Hell. He keeps trying to hang with young ladies so he can eat their skin to keep him young and not funny. Is that your son, Pauly? I don’t think you care because you must eat the young skin.
