are they really a celebrity?
Creepysnake is on the hunt for young girls. He spit this one out after discovering she was over 18. Sorry, Creepy, but since you took 20 years off with the beard cut we know you’ll find that just right, impressionable double bubble. So just pondering, when Creepy gets to be the age he looks will he still dress in 80’s wannabe gear? How much attention can one Creepy get? ….kinda like the old rockers who still look the same. Cheers for sticking with it, but, yuck.
Our coveted man about town, Matt F Goldman of the celebrated and ever expanding MFG brand parties is said to be single right now. We know this won’t last long, so Ladies, take your best shot. The man can throw a party, likes to dance, has taste in music/food/wine, and we hear he is fabulous in bed. All his exes like the sexes… You didn’t hear it from me, but, Matt is a big softy for puppies and pussies and cute pictures of himself.
The Swindle party celebrating CLAW’s new bag line was executed beautifully. You didn’t hear it from me, but, “CLAW”, like a bull in a china shop, was ever entertaining as she drunkenly proclaimed at the door when she finally showed up, “This is my party, I don’t have to show my ID” as she pushed by the security guard. Yes, CLAWdia it’s your party and maybe 15 minutes…
Can women of the world finally get a classy fanny pack? Hmmm, fuck no.
Let’s cut right to the chase on this one, you didn’t hear it from me, but, the most hated doorjam, Weston from La Cita, yes, he is just a doorman, was attacked on Thursday night. After offending 1 billion customers, one finally lashed out at him by choking him and threatening to punch him in the face. As Weston laughed and laughed the customer became more enraged. It wasn’t pretty to say the least. Bad Weston, bad Weston, but door rage isn’t pretty for anyone. Can we all just get in?